Well, the Bears travel to that hellhole called Baltimore and Mitch faces another pretty good defense. Fortunately, the Ravens offense has been “Flaccoed” and can’t get out of their own way. Right now the Bears are getting 6.5 from Vegas and I will come out and say we will cover.
On a side note, I was in Houston last week on business and as usual the talk turns eventually to football. I always get mocked for my Bears leanings, however this time I had something different to say. This time I was able to say that at least we have a slight, tiny ray of light to be excited about. Unfortunately for me I had consumed a few cocktails and said it like this:
Well, we still suck but with tittiess on the team we at least have a ray of light coming through the eternal darkness.
The females who were involved in the conversation especially, and everyone else were pretty flummoxed until I showed them the 2nd best tweet of all time on my phone and they all laughed their asses off. In fact, it brought the house down for a few minutes.
I really should start calling him something else in public, though.